ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

(via manda)

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

(via g-iggle)

It’s OK to believe in life after love. Cher if u agree

(Source: veryraresecrete, via g-iggle)

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via jesuschristvevo)

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: 100327, via yelled)

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