sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

(Source: neilcicierega, via i-am-not-o-fucking-gay)

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via peterrquilll)

the-padawan:

Honestly all I got from this is, this girl can’t wink

(Source: prismcess, via happiest)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry, via zackisontumblr)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via sorry)

unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via heart)

The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

"You’re tired of hearing about it? Think about how fucking exhausting it is living it."

Jon Stewart regarding racism. (via adderalldust)

(Source: anotherwellkeptsecret, via i-am-not-o-fucking-gay)

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

(via cringing)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via f-allacious)

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