- gurlfriend: happy fathers day
- bf: but im not a dad
- gf: :)
The Coconut Named Pete
live in Virginia, US
In a relationship with the most amazing guy ever <3
My blog is based off of my mood.
I could tell you my life story, but it would last a life time.
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus